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In one of the world's newest nations, R&B rules, string cheese must be eaten the right way, and Crocs are banned.

By Justin Chapman, Alta Journal, 10/21/2022

There was something about Crocs that really bugged Randy “R Dub!” Williams to his core. A slow jams DJ based in San Diego, Williams felt like someone should outlaw those atrocious shoes, but how? Who would ever listen to the decree of a modest R&B DJ? Eventually, Williams hit upon the solution: start his own independent micronation, name himself a sultan, and take action to protect his citizenry from the scourge of Crocs.

He called this place Slowjamastan.

Read the full story at Alta Journal.